Archive for the ‘Funny’ Category

Underwear

Friday, November 30th, 2007

Finding underwear that is both professional and comfortable can be quite a daunting task. Luckily, I don’t have to deal with all the drama women do. I simply find a relaxed pair of boxers and I am ready to go. When it comes to women’s lingerie, there are more factors to be considered. Of course there are more pieces, and many different varieties for all situations.

Snitch Delivery Man

Friday, November 30th, 2007

If there is a guy who isn’t G code, it’s a pizza delivery guy in Eastpointe, Michigan. He delivered a pizza, ribs and shrimp for a price of just over $17 and got the door slammed on him. Most would probably file a report with the business and the person would be apprehended later for stealing the small amount of food. However, this guy pressed the issue. The police ended up breaking into the apartment and taking the girls inside to jail. The snitching pizza man pointed out the girl who scared him physically and ran back to get another order of ziti with his tail between his legs.

Gas Addiction

Saturday, October 20th, 2007

Today, I finally convinced a colleague of mine to seek addiction treatment for her compulsion in inhaling gas fumes. You might think the law field is devoid of habitual criminal drug offenders, but that is not the case. My secretary starting smelling like gasoline when I found out she routinely huffed it throughout the day. We all hope she can overcome her addiction.

Epitome of Unprofessionalism

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

This is a clip I found on YouTube featuring the People’s Court. I know, the TV court shows, again. I just think it gives an interesting glimpse into how the public perceives real courtroom proceedings. You will see both the judge and the litigant being disrespectful and unprofessional, making me sick to my stomach.

Rick James on Judge Joe

Friday, October 12th, 2007

I don’t like to give a lot of exposure to TV talk shows, but this one was a funny Friday addition. It is Rick James, the same one from the Dave Chappelle skit suing a friend over a guitar. It isn’t as funny as the rendition Dave could do, but it’s about as real life as it gets for the rock star. Enjoy the clip:

Hamburgler?

Friday, October 12th, 2007

Police in Appleton Wisconsin are dealing with a very unusual suspect. Someone broke into an apartment Wednesday to get a big stash of food - that’s right, no valuables were taken, just a few things to eat. Among the things missing was a chicken Hot Pocket, a pizza, half a dozen eggs and two cans. The crime occurred somewhere between 8:30 and 12:30, so it appears the bandit had quite a hearty lunch.

Woman on Trial for Kissing Art

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

A French woman is currently on trial facing “good citizenship” class for landing a kiss on an art exhibition. A canvas with nothing but white was damaged forever by the woman’s lipstick. When asked why she did such a thing, she said she was extending an act of love towards the artist. Only time will tell what will happen to this clueless woman and starving artist!

Air Tools

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2007

There is a lot of buzz around about these new Ingersoll Rand air tools. Power tools have been the subject of many frivolous law suits, so that is why it is appropriate to talk about air tools in a law blog. Anyway, if you look hard enough, like at the preceding link, you will probably find a place to buy these air tools so you can work with your air all the time.

Amendment to Be

Tuesday, September 25th, 2007

The Simpsons television program has been doing hilarious parodies for years. This particular clip is from many seasons ago, but it is still relavant today. Watch as The Simpsons creators scorn both our representation in Washington and educational cartoon “Schoolhouse Rock”

Another Copyright Hound

Friday, September 21st, 2007

First, it was Metallica that started a fuss over internet downloads. Next, it was folks like opportunist photographer Bob Tur taking YouTube to court. Now, there’s an even more hilarious chapter to the evergoing copyright wars, waged by greedy artists and labels. Now, it’s insignificant “Richie Ramone” of punk band The Ramones who claims he is owed nearly a million for writing a few of the songs. In other words, the price of heroin has gone up and he needs money to keep it up.


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