Bush says watch not stolen
You’d think that the media would have more important things to report on – like say the war in Iraq. But, no, the big story is whether or not President Bush’s watch was stolen while he was shaking hands on a recent visit to Albania. Apparently he was wearing a watch, and then a few minutes later he wasn’t – which led to media speculation that one of the hand-shakers had stolen it. The truth? Gasp! He put it in his pocket.