Butts Steals Toilet Paper
The headline is correct. Today, a story came out of Iowa, where a 38 year old woman named Suzanne Butts stands accused of stealing rolls of toilet paper from the Marshall County Courthouse. After being caught in the act by an employee, Butts was sent to jail. She now faces up to three years in prison for her part in stealing rolls of toilet paper from the court house. Everyone involved is laughing, except Mrs. Butts, who had no comment as of today.