Crazy Astronaut in Space
Wow, have you been following the story about that crazy astronaut? This woman obviously didn’t need to get on a shuttle, because she was already in outer space! The bizarre love triangle caused former astronaut Lisa Nowak to go insane, following her boyfriend’s mistress around the country intending to kidnap her. Not wanting to waste precious time, Nowak fitted herself with a diaper and got to work. The victim tried to escape from the wigged astronaut, but was blinded by pepper spray from her. Authorities also found in her possession a BB gun, a mallet, tubing, and a knife. It is uncertain what Ms. Nowak’s intention was, but it was certainly far from conventional.